Category Archives: Geek

Donuts never cost this much before…

So last month I mentioned I went to go get donuts and ended up buying a new iPhone 3GS for the mrs and me. Well this past weekend I went to go get donuts and we decided to buy a new car. Although I did save 2 dollars at the donut shop because I bought a dozen so I guess it all evens out in the end.

We will miss the old truck. I’ll miss it’s really cool old school Apple logo sticker. (The rainbow one) I’ll miss the Stella causing mildew smell. I won’t really miss helping people haul all their crap in it. I will miss having bunches of hot chicks riding in my bed.  So 92,000 miles, and 9 years later we bid fond farewell…

… To the Cash for Clunkers program which went towards a 2009 Nissan Versa. It’s a peppy little car but more importantly; tax, title, and doc went out the door for about six grand. I even installed the new stereo, amp, and subs all by myself  since my brother Ed taught me how. And he’ll be so proud, not even a hint of ground noise.

Other then that life goes and goes and goes. I’m still being a full time dad due to lack of decent employment. But at least I get to watch her grow up, which while theoretically entertaining is about as exciting as watching grass grow. At least for now, I hear it gets better as they get older.

Ran into my old friend Jen. She makes a living selling t-shirts. ( I was thinking of maybe selling custom painted computer cases. It worked well for the laptops in the past so hey why not. I think I just have too much of the Pimp My Ride mentality after buying the new car and visiting Jen at the street fair. But hey a little inspiration never hurt anyone did it?

Well that about wraps up this month, I can always continue to hope that someday I will update this more then once a month but who knows.

Crazy Mac Theorists

I still think the best rumor I ever heard about Apple was going to be the iPod that hovered 4 feet off the ground and doubled as a beer coaster. Well at least it would have a purpose.

Which brings us to this ever growing rumor about a Mac Tablet like device.

Okay so lets look at some history first. Tablets as you see them now have never really sold well. These are the machines that the display swivels around and becomes a tablet otherwise the rest of the time it;s a normal looking laptop with keyboard. Beside the obvious structural flaws in these designs, it really is just a matter of available market. Who are the consumers buying these things? Well the classic argument is that artists who want to draw on the screen directly as well specialized fields like doctors offices and construction sites. ( think Panasonic tough book ) Do general consumers really want a device like this… well not really. 

Okay so lets fast forward a little bit and look at today’s smart phone market. Touch screen are everywhere and the iPhone has had a noticeable impact on this trend. Okay so we get the idea that people think touch screens are cool and people obviously want to use them. So what is the difference between one of those previously mentioned tablet laptops and a touchscreen smart phone? Well Apple already spelled this out when they introduce the iPhone. First and foremost the ditched the pen device in favor of the finger as a pointing device. Works pretty good. But they also completely redesigned the user interface to match the finger pointing. As with most cases concerning Apple, it’s about both the hardware and software working together. 

Well so that brings us to the latest and probably the longest running rumor for Apple and that is to make a new market for tablet devices. Well lets think about this for a moment shall we…

Form factor = keyboard… Don’t think you’ll type that much; just walk into any computer store and notice the first thing people do is play with the keys.

Most people – this device should have a 6 – 10 inch screen and be totally flat, no physical keyboard. Basically looks like a big iPod Touch. 

Me – Okay so the real deal here is what are the reasons to do this? You could basically take a iPod touch and zoom in and scale it up to make everything bigger. That benefit would make everything bigger and might make typing on it a bit easier. But lets look at typing for a moment. Solution 1 would be to lay it flat on the desk. So everyone try that for a moment. Look down at your keyboard straight on. Unless this devices display had the most amazing viewing angle ever, your neck would get pretty tired of this. You could slant the device up at a more appropriate viewing angel say somewhere between 45 and 75 degrees. Now if you think that is going to work then take that same keyboard of yours and try sticking 6 or so dvd cases under it at an angle and then type. Yeah that didn’t really work for me either. So this brings us to the ever formidable thumb typing that people do on smart phones. Well assuming that one of the advantages of making the bigger screen is to have a bigger keyboard to make typing easier then thumb typing is a bit of a mute point. Now lets talk about one more issue with typing. Remember all those great popular netbooks running around out there right now? I tried one and  I think most people will agree the number one complaint about them is that those keyboards are really cute and all but pretty lousy to work with. Not to mention that retraining you hands to type is not the easiest of things to do, nor the quickest. Also lets look at keyboard size while we are at it. You are either going to have a small keyboard in the phone range, a in between size like those of netbooks, or a full size like the one on a desktop computer. If the small keyboard on the netbooks is bothersome to learn and the point of a bigger display is to make a bigger keyboard, then why not make it full size? Well because now we would be having a fairly large screen, at least 10 inches if not bigger. 

So all of that just for the keyboard, huh… doesn’t make a whole lot of sense to me.

Screen Size = Resolution independence 

Apple has mentioned this neat little trick to developers but it appears as though overall programmers are just starting to get the idea and aren’t quite there yet. 

Specs – Bigger is better and worse

People just pretty much assume ( still? come on people ) that bigger must mean better. So if this supposed mac tablet has a bigger screen then it must be faster, or have more thingamajiggers or better battery right… right? In reality probably not, Even if Apple got of it’s high horse and decided to actually make a device thicker then 2 cm or something else ridiculously thin, then maybe they could put in a bigger battery that lasted longer, but probably not much longer. 

Marketing – Who is gonna buy it?

Even though “Everyone” on the Internets says this would be the holy grail and the coolest thing since Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; I just don’t see that many people diving head first into it. People say they want portability. This is obvious by the fact that laptop sales have out paced desktops by a ton in the last few years. The question really is wether or not the portable device can do all of the things a laptop can do sufficiently to replace the laptop? There seems to be some debate about this because it rather closely mimics the debate over current netbooks. Consumers seem to be deciding either they hate them because the don’t do everything their respective laptop or desktop can do, or they don’t really need those features or can live without them until they get back to their main machine at home or work. The thing is that the current iPod Touch or iPhone actually do the things a netbook can do, or more in some cases, except for that whole typing thing we discussed earlier. 

Okay so now here is what I propose Apple do to address the need for people who want a portable device that they can truly type on. 

The answer is don’t. I think the iMac G4 presentation said it best, Make each aspect independent of itself. If you are gonna type then sit at a real keyboard and type, otherwise wait and do it later. Need to type that much while portable, then get a real laptop. 

Now What I would really like to see them do is combine the concept of the Mac mini which was bring your own keyboard display and mouse, over to the iPhone and Touch. Imagine is you will a keyboard that has a docking station for an iphone or touch that lays flat. This keyboard can have video out to a display or HD TV and a USB port. You would use the iphone itself as the CPU/User folder/multi touch mouse pad. 

Apple has had this approach in the past with the Duo Laptop models. It sort of worked then and most people do have something resembling a type of docking station for laptops. I think this would be different because while the phone or touch is undocked it can run the iPhone version of the OS and truly be a good portable solution. When docked it would run a slimmer version of OSX but still more closely resemble the Finder we all know. 

In order for this work though a few things would have to happen…

1. More CPU and RAM in the iPhone itself or augment it with a Basic CPU and RAM in the keyboard dock station. 

2. Proper marketing for this would be to bill it as a work companion, other room setup, TV computer, something showing how this can be used in addition to your regular CPU. Or if the add on CPU is powerful enough, then as a replacement for your desktop. In my sales experience i have found the few people truly use the laptop for it’s portability sake other then to move from the desk to the couch or bed. They mainly want it because it is small. 


OKay well that about sums it up. I don’t think Apple should make a tablet, but at the most make a slightly larger ipod touch ( 5 inches maybe ) and use it as the basis for a portable CPU and don’t forget to BYOKDM.

For My Wife – Baby’s First iPod Mobile

I just thought this was a cute idea so I dived right in. Get a bunch of old dead iPods. Grab a inexpensive baby mobile and a few cheap cables and there you have it. Baby’s First iPod Mobile


And bonus points for the husband who also included the first iPod I bought my wife as well as the one I gave her for Valentines Day. ( the blue mini )


The Making of A Mac OSX Netbook… well sorta anyways

So I recently purchased a iBook G4 14 inch from my brother Jack.

Anyways it is a great little machine and it was cheap. I paid $100 Bucks for it. Now the best part about it was that it had very little use on it and therefore the battery was a little over 4 hours.

I have been reading a whole bunch of stuff about these netbooks and even read the hack of someone getting a netbook running Mac OSX. Well at one point I had bought an EEE pc and it really just wasn’t for me. It had some great features but overall there were just too many compromises for me. Keyboard too small, display too low of a resolution, not enough of the apps I wanted or was used to. You get the idea. Now then on to my evil plan. What makes a netbook cool? Well the small size but then again I wanted the larger display so no problem there. The light weight, ok I can work on that, the solid state drives for durability, check and well that and the low cost but still good functionality.

Step 1. Bought an iBook for $100
Step 2. But some SSD drives of Newegg. $200 for 2x 8 GB Transcend SLC IDE drives.
Step 3. Buy an MCE Tech Optibay originally for Powerbook G4 15. ( being a mac tech i knew this drive should fit and I was right… go fig ) $100
Step 4. Put it all together in some weird attempt to make this work

Here goes…


This was one of the two drives that I ordered and I had to format it first because any good tech will tell you it is important to test the drives before you reassemble the computer just in case you don’t feel like wasting several hours retaking the thing apart.


Now in case you were wondering an iBook G4 is not the easiest of laptops to take apart. I used to work for Apple so thats where I learned to do it. There are take apart guides online if you feel ambitious.


The Optibay is kinda a cool little thing. It does way significantly lighter then the original combo drive that was in there. Even with the second SSD drive installed.


This next part was the only really tricky part to this project. The Mounting bracket for the iBook relies on the front bezel of optical drive which is a customer modeled piece. I had to break two tabs to get it to fit snug and it’s only attached with one screw. But the entire iBook is a snap one piece on top another so I wasn’t too worried about things flapping around in there.


And here is the complete inside install. Yeah it is kinda geeky cool. Note that the optical drive uses and IDE connection. If you were thinking of doing this with the new MacBook Alums that just came out it uses a SATA connection. So we will have to wait for MCE to come out with a new optibay which I’m sure there are already hard at work on… I hope.


Then I had to simply use an external optical drive to get Leopard loaded on there and RAID the two drives together.


Some interesting specs for those who are into that sort of thing. The boot time was reduced from 1 minute 46 seconds to about 38 seconds total. Sequential read and write times were faster but not dramatically. However I did run xBench and compared it to my buddies 15 MacBook Pro and his random read writes were about 1 MB a sec, and this thing smoked that at 28 MB a sec. And since the whole swap file is being paged in and out it is a significantly faster machine over all. Applications launch almost instantly and for some weird reason it also shuts down almost instantly as well. It will take some getting used to in terms of not feeling the drive spin or make noise but hey, wave of the future and all that. Also I get about over 5 hours of battery life now.

And here is a random pic of a stuffed animal with a knife through its head for no good reason. Enjoy and happy scrapping


You know you’re a Geek when…

You find your wife pregnant, you do the whole lovey dovey stuff, and you can’t stop smiling. She asks “My aren’t you happy?” and to which I respond.. SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS


yup, we got a live one here
yup, we got a live one here


I love my wife dearly and I really do hope she’ll forgive me for that one